Super Soccer Freak Show by Kirk Scroggs

Author:Kirk Scroggs [SCROGGS, KIRK]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: JUV005000
ISBN: 9780316055956
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
Published: 2008-12-21T05:00:00+00:00

“Did you say werewolf?!” asked Cleta Van Snout as the Ladies’ Quilting League pulled out crossbows with wooden spikes.

“Actually,” I said, “Grampa was bitten by a coyote in Carpathian County.”

“A were-yote!” said Cleta. “Half man, and half coyote! That's even worse than a werewolf! Ten times as mean, three times as hairy.”

“The only way to kill a were-yote is to shoot it full of silver-tipped wooden spikes dipped in my famous honey mustard garlic dressing!” said Martha Archer.

“How do you ladies know so much about werewolves and were-yotes?” I asked.

“By day, we quilt. By night, we hunt werewolves,” said Martha. “It supplements our incomes nicely.”

“Thank you, but I think we'll find Grampa ourselves,” said Gramma as we backed away from the granny werewolf killers.

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